tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8928927597375596487.post4000708988318962926..comments2023-04-03T02:18:02.610-07:00Comments on Pork on a Fork: Excuse Me, Waitor, There's Flies in My Everywhere.Sarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14006420483765724407noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8928927597375596487.post-91641335045463939342011-06-08T12:06:25.152-07:002011-06-08T12:06:25.152-07:00Thank you! And yes, who knew Lil Wayne had it in h...Thank you! And yes, who knew Lil Wayne had it in him. He must've written up some awesome rhymes when he was locked up in the slammer. Good times. And I agree 100%. The extent some girls go to with the hair and makeup just to go sit by a pool seems a bit (very) unnecessary. HahahaSarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14006420483765724407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8928927597375596487.post-88762738058177706962011-06-08T10:06:04.124-07:002011-06-08T10:06:04.124-07:00damn that's one uncalled for heckle from an an...damn that's one uncalled for heckle from an anonymous person! which means that you're doing something RIGHT sara.<br /><br />hahahahahaha i never knew that lil wayne was such a poet! i hate those teenage girls the most, especially when they do their hair and makeup to SIT IN FRONT OF A POOL!ihateeverythinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12862494363914451289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8928927597375596487.post-18020616164505384072011-06-07T21:28:06.283-07:002011-06-07T21:28:06.283-07:00I think I laughed much too hard at the "...Te...I think I laughed much too hard at the "...Texhnically, drowning takes ten minutes." Thank you for that. Hahaha<br /><br />And oi vey! Things you wish you could Unsee... #1 Speedos malfunctioning on old men. Dear Lord. Hahaha<br /><br />And ahww, thank you very much for coming to my defense, all of you. Haters can never bother me when I have such good friends and fans. :DSarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14006420483765724407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8928927597375596487.post-43114759301959667372011-06-07T17:02:49.549-07:002011-06-07T17:02:49.549-07:00ANON: Boo grow a pair and post a hate comment with...ANON: Boo grow a pair and post a hate comment with your name you baby. We would all take you so much more seriously if you weren't a faceless anon.<br /><br />ON TO THE BLOG. OY! Sara, this is amazing. xD So true, I love the beach, I grew up there... But dang, some of the people I have to deal with. xD I've met nice people on the beach, but I have also seen unpleasantries.... Such as a Speedo malfunction... on an ancient old guy, when he was coming up out of the waves. /cannot unsee @________@Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18380729169258528586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8928927597375596487.post-46225596407062106662011-06-07T13:24:28.010-07:002011-06-07T13:24:28.010-07:00Whoa Anon, next time you argumentive rant hate som...Whoa Anon, next time you argumentive rant hate someone could you at least use proper grammer, and spell check and proof read because I don't know about you but "gone to the best everyday over the summer my entire life" really makes no sense.<br /><br />There are several things wrong with your statements:<br /><br />"it is the source of such inspiration for artists like who you claim to be, and the vastness of it's depth makes it THE wonder of the world."----She never said she was an artist here, she's a blogger, and the wonder of the world is cookies.....and oxegyn, that one is very important and wonderful.<br /><br />"but thts because the ocean is vast and powerful and much stronger than a weak little thing like you. I wouldn't make jokes and disrespect something that can kill you in half a second."---- Technically drowning takes 10 minutes.<br /><br />Sara- I agree with you. Sand gets everywhere, even in places you never knew existed. Ever. And old men+speedos=eeeeewwwwy. But I still like the beach, not so much, but I enjoy seaglass hunting! :)Vivian Nightshadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17857488844319203840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8928927597375596487.post-91207587704233099212011-06-04T20:09:41.962-07:002011-06-04T20:09:41.962-07:00LOL thanks, Jim. xD
To you, my dear anonymous fri...LOL thanks, Jim. xD <br />To you, my dear anonymous friend,<br />I'm very sorry you cannot take a joke, in which case, perhaps you fit into one of the categories of people I described. This is my opinion, and if it is not the same as yours, let's all just be mature about it and respect that. I write observational humor. It's satirical. It's gonna step on a couple toes sometime. I would also like to add something, regarding your comment about not "disrespecting something that can kill me in half a second." I also disrespect velociraptors, which in my opinion, are much much more dangerous. They can kill me in even less time, but do I cut them any slack? Absolutely not. Just sayin'.Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14006420483765724407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8928927597375596487.post-22837350848127590542011-06-04T17:00:54.733-07:002011-06-04T17:00:54.733-07:00I LOL'd at anon!
Troll!
Let's not be mean ...I LOL'd at anon!<br />Troll!<br />Let's not be mean to someone like her?<br />You can be mean to me...hell gives me something to do.<br />But to Sara, she really doesn't deserve any of your rebuttals or hate.<br />So lets be reasonable before I tell everyone who you really are anon.<br /><br />Sara, never fear for I am here!<br />:)The Goosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04367986754620344383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8928927597375596487.post-28508737257526748712011-06-04T16:47:19.000-07:002011-06-04T16:47:19.000-07:00you're so wrong. I really liked yur blog becau...you're so wrong. I really liked yur blog because you're really funny and clever but now you've seriously offended me. I've gone to the best everyday over the summer my entire life, it's a really awesome place and holds a thousand happy memories for not just me, but everyone who goes there. I always though you were really great, but now you just seem like an ignorant little pussy whose tiny brain can't comprehend the vastness of the ocean. it is the source of such inspiration for artists like who you claim to be, and the vastness of it's depth makes it THE wonder of the world. I'm sorry it is far from "large wading pool for little kids to pee in" pools are the gross things, all those chemicals are harsh and unnatural, the ocean has been here long before you and will be here long after you. and yes, you can be " hit in the yapper with a -10 degree wave every thirty seconds" but thts because the ocean is vast and powerful and much stronger than a weak little thing like you. I wouldn't make jokes and disrespect something that can kill you in half a second. you think you're being funny and offbeat with your hilarious outlooks on the greatest body of water ever, but really? you're a whiny immature little kid who thinks it's funny to complain. I'm absolutely not going to 'make you famous' you smartass little cretian who knows nothing about life. say hello to your first hater bitchAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8928927597375596487.post-22191398398799478562011-06-04T15:46:17.052-07:002011-06-04T15:46:17.052-07:00Once you become a scuba-diver and see EVERYTHING t...Once you become a scuba-diver and see EVERYTHING that lives in the ocean, you'll get freaked out at the thought of just swimming in it. I love the ocean though, scuba and body boarding are amazingly fun. that being said though, I'm a dude and they don't give us sand-holding pockets in our crotch areas!<br /><br />You should complain to your congressperson!Rafahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17941190987353600642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8928927597375596487.post-34793252401942769622011-06-04T14:49:30.203-07:002011-06-04T14:49:30.203-07:00I feel the exact same way!
I never sit on a towel ...I feel the exact same way!<br />I never sit on a towel or really ever go in the water...<br />When I go in the water I end up becoming a torpedo. :(<br /><br />I never liked beach people as all I hear is rap...<br />I would blast my metal, but I don't want a mob of fat people body slamming my mp3 player. (I don't use an Ipod..I dislike them a lot...Yes, I said "Mp3 Player" XD)<br /><br />Last thing is...<br />I can say from "experience" is either you have Walmart bikini's or there is a secret place for your car keys...<br /><br />Much love from Goose!<br />:)The Goosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04367986754620344383noreply@blogger.com